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1. Name: Evan James Forsman
2. Nickname(s): Only one friend ever gave me one, and it's E-Man.
3. Birthday: May 7
4. That makes you: Taurus.
5. Where were you born: Examination Room.
6. Location right now: Bedroom.
7. Shoe size: 9 and 1/2 US.
8. How many piercings?: None.
9. Tattoos?: Nuh-uh.
10. When you wake up you're: tired or wide-awake.
11. When your about to sleep you're: trying desperately to not think of anything.
12. Zodiac sign: Taurus. ...Why did you ask me twice?
13. Chinese sign: Doggy.
14. Righty or Lefty: Right-handed, except I wear my watch on the left.
15. Innie or Outie: ...Why do you want to know?
16. School: A college in a land far far away.

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: European Heinz 57.
18. Hair colour: Light-brown. Blond when I was little.
20. Weight: 106 kg.
21. Height: 5 feet 3 and 1/2 inches.
22. Braces? Never. I like my long teeth and spaces, thank you.
23. Glasses? Can't see without 'em.

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? nope. Never.
25. If so, who? WHY DO YOU MOCK ME, SIR!?
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? Eh, sorta. It's hard to figure it out.
27. Who has a crush on you? No one, as far as I know.
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? N/a
29. Who was your first kiss: Never had one if you mean relationship-wise.
30. Who was your last kiss: ?
31. Are you a virgin? Mhm.
32. Ever had a threesome before? HAhahahaha. Hahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHA...   ..whew...  ..haha, no.
33. There's no question here. Keep moving forward. Go on. Shoooo
34. Have you ever been in love? Yes, unfortunately.
35. Broken any hearts? Nope
36. Got your heart broken? Only mildly.
37. Ever liked a friend? Yes, and that's what I'm trying not to think about. :XD:
38. What happened? Not any of yo' dang biddiness.

Section Four: Past Relationships (Feel free to skip this section. They're all '...'s.)

39. How many relationships have you been in? 0
40. How many were serious enough to count: 0
41. Who were those serious ones: 0
42. *deleted for creepiness*
43. What made them different: 0
44. What happened: 0
45. Best boy/girlfriend: 0
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: 0
47. Ever been kissed: 0
48. Who do you want back: 0
49. Who do you regret: 0
50. Why?: 0

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: So many.
52. Movie: Again.
53. Food: Pizza, of course.
54. Drink: Coca-Cola. Some generic brands are about as good, too.
55. Store: Anything.
56. Television show: Don't even know. So many get canceled.
57. Holiday: Christmas.
58. Book: Eh?
59. Ice cream: Chocolate.
60. Sweets: Chocolate.
61. Crisps: Choco-wait. Right. Ummm. Hm.  I guess Sour Cream and Onions flavoring.
62. Type of music: Alternative.
63. Artist: Some ones you know.
64. Word: Barnacles.
65. Time of day: 4 in the afternoon.
66. Dressing: Nope.
67. Alcoholic drink: Never.
68. Colour(s): Forest green, and silvery gray. Black and white, but those ain't colors.
69. Piece of clothing: Trench coats and fedoras. Standard flashing gear, weirdly enough.
70. Character: Don't even know.
71. Smell: Bread cooking.
72. Shampoo: Strawberry.
73. Soap: Ivory.
74. Smiley: :D :XD: ^^;
75. Board game: Monopoly.
76. Sport: Swimming.
77. Number: Eh.
78. Quote: "If you can't stand the heat, turn on the A.C."
79. Animal: Cats and foxes.
80. Actor: Neil Patrick Harris.
82. Vegetable: Potato.
83. Fruit: Apples and bananas.
84. Place to be: Pacific Northwest.
85. Thing in your room: Kachinka doll on my shelf.
86. Gum: Citrus.
87. Shape: Hypercube.
88. Country: Probably America, actually.
89. Mall: Not really any.
90. Car: 1967 Chevy Impala.
91. Boy's name:  Victor.
92. Girl's name: Lorraine.
93. Family member: My sister?
94. Restaurant: Not a lot of choice, but still can't make a choice.
95. Movie place: In the living room.
96. Person to go to the movies with: Family.
97. Noise: Weirdly enough, the rings created by tapping a metal pot.
98. Brand of shoe: None.
99. Brand of clothing: Eh.
100. Body part of a chicken: Leg.
101. Swear word: Damn.
102. Month: June. June. Right when heat comes in.
103. Possession: Slippers.
104. Team: None
105. Season: The fall. Nice and warm.
106. Radio station: 104.7
107. Magazine: None.
108. Favourite grade: Grade 12
109. Least favourite grade: 2-5th grade. Crap happened there.
110. Teacher: Mr. Henry. He was a great guy.
111. Least favourite teacher: My old science teacher. Guy was mean.
112. Subject: Genetics.
113. Subject to talk about: Video games, drawing, and sadly myself.

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: A great lady.
115. Who's your dad?: A nice guy.
116. Any step-parents?: One, once. Ugh.
117. Any brothers?: 2 brothers.
118. Any Sisters?: 2 sisters.
120. Coolest: My older brother.
121. Loudest: My little brother. Nice though.
122. Best relative: Can't make a choice.
123. Worse relative: Father's relatives.
124. Do you get along with your parents? All the time! :D
125. With your siblings? Usually. Sometimes disagreements occur. D:
126. Does anyone understand you? Usually. I talk a little quickly.
127. Do you have any pets? Several.
128. If so, what kind and name? June, Thistle, Sammy, Graphite, Bumbles, and Mira.
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: n/a
130. Can I be a part of your family? I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOUR QUESTIONS ASK MUCH.

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? Mhm.
132. Did you drop out?: Nope.
133. Your current GPA: Dunno. Not good, probably.
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Bring.
135. ABC's?: All 425.
136. Favorite class: Eh.
137. Play any sports at school?: None. I wish there was swimming.
138. Are you popular?: Eh, nope.
139. Favourite memory: Christmas with my family a long time ago.
140. Most humiliating moment: A lot of minor ones.
141. Most funniest moment: We had a bunch of them.
142. Most scared moment: When I got caught breaking through the firmware on a school laptop. Still feel bad about that.

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: Alabama.
146. Dog: Ribbit.
147. Christina Aguilera: Who?
148. Ricky Martin: Funny.
149. 50 cent: Two quarters.
150. Poop: Crap.
151. Beach: Beachman.
152. Desert: Deliverance.
153. Water: Thirsty.
154. Osama: bin Laden.
155. Love: reaches.
156. Your little brother: Nice.
157. Butt: Hahahah.
158. Clowns: HONK
159. Wonder: woman.
16o. Brown: apple.
161. Banana: Bananafrogthing.
162. Sex: Ripping.
163. Parents: Nice.
164. Homosexuals: Spiffy.
165. God: Smiles.

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: Yep.
167. Heaven: Mhm.
168. Devil: Indeed.
169. Hell: Absolutely.
170: Boogy man: Several figments of my imagination.
171. Closet Monsters: A mask I saw in a mirror.
172. Fortune tellings: Nope.
173. Magic: Fun game.
174. Love at first sight: It builds up.
175. Ghosts: Sometimes.
176. Voo-doo dolls: Uh-uh.
177. Reincarnation: Eh.
178. Yourself: Not really.


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: No
180. Do drugs: No
181. Drink alcohol: Nope.
182. Cuss: Sparsely.
183. Sing in the shower: Mhm.
184. Like school: It's okay.
185. Want to get married: Yes.
186. Type with all of your fingers: Mainly index fingers.
187. Think you're attractive: Eh.
188. Drink and drive: Never
189. Snore: Probably slightly.
190. Sleep walk: Used to.
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Amazing.

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: Nope
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: Nope
194. Told that person how you felt: Yes
195. Been arrested: Nope
196. Gone to jail or juve: Nope
197. Skateboarded: Nope.
198. Skinny dipped: Never
199. Rock climbed: Uh-uh.
200. Killed someone: Nope.
201. Watched porn: Ugh.
202. Gone on a road trip: Sure.
203. Went out of the country: Once.
204. Talked back to an adult: Almost never.
205. Broken a law: Nope.
206. Got pulled over: Nope.
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Probably as a young child.
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Yeah. It went to a weird place.
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: what.
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: Nope.
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: That would be hilarious/ew.
213. Moon someone: Nope
214. Shop-lifted: Nope
215. Worked at McDonald's: No.
216. Eaten a dog: Never
217. Give money to a homeless person: Almost gave a quarter to a homeless guy. I had just run out though.
218. Glued your hand to yourself: Yus, it was fun.
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Nope.
220. Had a one night stand: No.
221. Smoked: Nope
222. Done drugs: No way
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: Nope.
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Never.
225. Had cyber sex: Ew.
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: I like myself with the parts I got.
227. Caught someone doing something: Indeed.
228. Played a game that removes clothing: No.
229. Cried during a movie: Yes.
230. Cried over someone: A couple times. ):
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Ugh.
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: No
233. Ran away from home: Slightly.
234. Cheated on a test: Never


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: Nope.
236. Sky dive: EAGH NO.
237. Swim with dolphins: They're jerks.
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: Nope.
239. Try to be the opposite sex: No
240. Lie to the police: No, not if I can help it.
241. Run from the police: Why would I?
242. Lie to your parents: When it's for a good reason(not self-serving).
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: Never.
244. Be an exotic dancer: No way.
245. *mentally scarring question here*

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: Waaay too much.
247. Loud: When I don't think I am, I am.
248. Nice: I can't help it.
249: Outgoing: No
250: Quiet: Yes. Usually.
251. Mean: I don't like being so, so I avoid it.
252. Emotional:  SO MUCH.
253. Sensitive: Indeed.
254. Gay: Nope.
255. Strong: A little.
256. Weak: Just endurance.
257. Caring: Lots of it.
258. Dangerous: If I truly hated a person, maybe.
259. Crazy: I'm just imaginative.
260. Spontaneous: slightly.
261. Funny: Sometimes?
262. Sweet: Everyone calls me so, so I guess so?
263. Sharing: Equality over personal shares.
264. Responsible: A little lacking in self-control.
265. Trustworthy: Pretty much.
266. Open-minded: Try to be.
267. Creative: When I'm in the mood.
268. Cute: Used to be.
269. Slick: As molasses.
270. Smart: Taking physics. Screwing it up, but taking it.
271. Dumb: Logically yes.
272. Evil: Nah.
273. Ghetto: Nope.
274. Classy: Sometimes.
275. Photogenic: Eh.
276. Dependable: Typically.
277. Greedy: Nope.
278. Ugly: Some small traits I don't really care for.
279. Messy: Yes.
280. Neat: No but I'm hygienic
281. Perverted: Nope
282. Silly: Yeah
283. A B****: Nuh-uh.
284. A Good Listener: I talk a lot, but I can listen too.
285. A Fighter: I can break a board with my foot.
286. A Party Animal: Ugh.
287. A Game Freak: Indeed, somewhat.
288. A Computer Freak: A lot.

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Genetecist.
290. Dream house: Small, but not cramped.
291. Husband/Wife: Wife?
292. Kids: One or two.
293. Names: ?
294. Pets: Cat(s), probably.
295. Car: Dunno.
296. Age you would want to get married: Eh.
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: Eh, once again.
298. Honeymoon: Somewhere nice.

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: Ashton, Logan, and Caleb.
300. Known the longest: Caleb.
301. Craziest: Logan.
302. Loudest: Logan.
303. Shyest: Caleb.
304. Best hair: Logan.
305. Best eyes: Ashton.
306. Best body: Eh?
307. Most Athletic: Ashton.
308. Hot-Tempered: Logan.
309. Most impatient: Caleb.
310. Shortest: Me by a long shot.
311. Tallest: Ashton.
312. Skinniest: Logan.
313. Best singer: I can't tell.
314. Funniest: Probably Logan.
315. Can always make you laugh: Caleb.
316. Wish you talked to more: To everyone.
317. Wish you saw more: Same as above. ^^;
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Caleb.
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: All three.
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': Nope.
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Caleb and my sister.
322. Who is like your family: Mah friends and family.
323. How many friends do you have?: A few.
324. How many are really close? 3.

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Food.
326. Thing you drank: Water.
327. Thing you wore: Pajamas.
328. Thing you did: Got ready for bed.
329. Place you went: A college.
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: Nope
331. Person you saw: my mother.
332. Person you hugged: my mother.
333. Person you kissed: my mother.
334. *creepy question alert*
335. Person you talked to online: Caleb.
336. Person you talked to on the phone: my grandpa.
337. Song you heard: Na Na Na, by My Chemical Romance.
338. Show you saw: South Park.
339. Time you fought with your parents: A while ago, thankfully.
340. Time you fought with a friend: A little under a year ago, I think.
341. Words you said: Night!

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: n/a
344. What are you drinking: n/a
345. What are you thinking: ?
346. What are you wearing: Pajama bottoms, and a batman t-shirt.
347. What are you doing: Typing.
349. Hair: Scruffly.
350. Mood: A lot.
351. Listening to: People playing MC.
352. Talking to anyone: Nuh-uh.
353. Watching anything: Nope.

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: No
356. Are you heterosexual: Yep.
357. Do you like penguins: Adorable.
358. Do you write poetry: Sometimes.
359. Do you see stupid people: Yep.
360. You + Me: FOREVER.
361. Do you like the Osbournes: ?
362. Can you see flying pigs: If I could a lot of people would be overjoyed.
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: A certain one.
364. Are you from Afghanistan: Nope.
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: Who?
366. Are you a zombie: Brains?
367. Am i annoying you: Eh.
368. Do you bite your nails: Nope.
369. Can you cross your eyes: Yep.
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: Somewhat.
371. Have you touched someone's private part: GAH, NO.

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Summer.
373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn.
374. Shakira or Britney: ?
375. MTV or VH1: VH1.
376. Black or White: Gray.
377. Yellow or Pink: Yellow.
378. Football or Basketball: Basketball.
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile.
380. Pen or Pencil: Mechanical pencil.
381. Cold or Hot: Hot
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Neither.
383. Inside or Outside: Inside.
384. Weed or Alcohol: N/a.
385. Coke or Pepsi: Coke.
386. Tape or Glue: Tape.
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: Mcdonald's.

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: Wonderful, depending on the composer.
389. About boy bands: Eh.
390. About suicide: I wish people didn't see it as the last option for escape.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: I hate them. HATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
392. About teen pregnancy: It's weird.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: I'd hope to be doing something I feel is helpful.
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Hopefully my close friends.
395. About gay men: Eh, what you feel is what you feel.

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: Yeah, but only a subsection.
397. Current weather right now: Dark. Lots of dark.
398. Current time: Night.
399. Any shout outs: To my buddies online.
400. Last thoughts: I hope I pass physics. I really want to study genes.

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I actually did this myself too.It was a pain.